Já tinha dito que adoro o stumbleupon? : )

Pus-me a 'stumblar' e dei com isto:

"Everyone has photographic memory. Some just don't have film."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"No one is listening until you make a mistake."

"Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."

Steven Wright Quotations - > aqui